One of the benefits of living close to St. Francis de Sales Oratory is that when I vote I run into people like this guy just after voting!
(This story is pretty much for JJR):
I live in a close-knit neighborhood and I always see at least 10 people I know when I vote. One of the women I saw today was JJR’s former landlady. She saw me and said, “Oh, hi, Mothercrab! Are you pregnant? Ha ha ha ha!” I told her no, but that I had just had a baby. She about fell over laughing as she hadn’t known I was expecting.